The Enemy in the Yard
The yardwork guerrilla distinguishes between Bad and Good Nature. Bad Nature, the G.Y.’s opponent, comprises everything she wants to eliminate, purge, greatly …
Essential Tool: Wheelbarrow
The wheelbarrow is an essential tool of the yardwork guerrilla. It has many uses.
Element of Surprise
Without exception the guerrilla yardworker carries out her attacks in a surprise fashion; without the element of surprise guerrilla yardwork loses its …
Rules of Engagement: Perform All Work Yourself
The G.Y. fights his own fight—he pays no proxies or mercenaries to do his bidding. He weighs exceptions with great care, including …
Revolutionary Consciousness: A Necessary Condition
To embark on the guerrilla yardwork path, the home and yard owner must possess a distinct consciousness of the necessity of change—a …
Yardvolutionary Indoctrination of Children
Small children can support the guerrilla by remaining in safe areas. In ages when their first priority is play, they must keep …
