Yardvolutionary Indoctrination of Children

Small children can support the guerrilla by remaining in safe areas. In ages when their first priority is play, they must keep their activity confined to approved areas away from the battle front to avoid harm and other side-effects of combat.

As soon as they are receptive to yardvolutionary indoctrination and able to provide meaningful help, they must be engaged in combat support operations, such as fetching of beer or tools, or clearing debris.

Older children can be successfully employed in combat operations.

* Excerpted from the book. Buy Guerrilla Yardwork: The First-Time Home Owner’s Handbook now on Amazon or CreateSpace.